Mocktale: KRK to become brand ambassador of ‘Incredible India’

According to unidentifiable sources, the infamous Deshdrohi actor Kamaal Rashid Khan has been roped in to be the brand ambassador of the ‘Incredible India’ campaign.
There were a number of speculations after Bollywood actor Aamir Khan was removed as the brand ambassador and some of the popular names from the film fraternity like Amitabh Bachchan and Priyanka Chopra were also considered to become the face of the prestigious campaign.But KRK seems to have outdone everyone to be the face of the campaign, provided all the conditions laid out by him are met by the ministry.
An unreliable source from the ministry, on condition of anonymity, has revealed that the move has been taken in order to bring back KRK from his last country of residence, where he went in hiding after Narendra Modi became the Prime Minister of India.
Now, the ministry is planning to gift him a cattle farm in order to ensure his daily delivery of milk and to relieve him of the inconvenience of ordering it from Holland every day. At the same time, he'll be provided with helpers trained in making tea, so he doesn't have to visit London to enjoy his morning cuppa. However, one concern that is looming large is how he will be offered clean water, considering more than half of the Indians are surviving on impure water.
A close friend of KRK has disclosed that he has decided to come back since he has spent his remaining two rupees, kept in the Swiss bank, and now desperately wants to redeem them, in order to invest in his new film starring all the actors he randomly keeps tagging on micro blogging site Twitter.
When we tried to get in touch with his favourite Twitter stars, the actors denied any connection with him whatsoever.